The Apocalypse Aficionado’s Gift Guide: Practical and Playful Presents for the Prepper in Your Life

You know the one. They can tell you how many days of water are in their basement, they own a hand-crank radio, and they have opinions about the best zombie novel. Shopping for them is hard, because they already own the obvious things and can spot a gimmick from across the room. Here is a guide to gifts they will actually use, split into the useful, the educational and the purely fun. (For gifts to give after the end of the world, see our earlier post on gifts for the post-apocalypse.)

Genuinely useful

  • A good headlamp. Hands-free light is the most-used piece of gear in any emergency kit, and most people’s kits have a cheap flashlight instead. Look for one that runs on rechargeable or common batteries.
  • A portable water filter. Squeeze-style filters are light, inexpensive and filter thousands of gallons. Pair it with a pack of disinfecting tablets, since most filters don’t stop viruses.
  • A hand-crank emergency radio. The best ones receive NOAA weather alerts, charge a phone a little and include a flashlight. Useful in every blackout, apocalyptic or otherwise.
  • A quality multi-tool. Pliers, blades, screwdrivers and a can opener in one. Buy from a brand with a long warranty; cheap ones snap at the worst moment.
  • A first aid kit upgrade. They probably have a kit, so add what most kits lack: a tourniquet, trauma shears, a SAM splint and a quality emergency blanket.
  • A folding solar panel and power bank. Real ones built for devices, not the tiny novelty panels that barely charge anything.

Experiences and skills

  • A wilderness first aid course. Usually a weekend long, and the most practical gift on this list for anyone who spends time outdoors or worries about help being far away.
  • A foraging walk or mushroom identification class with a local expert, the only safe way to learn wild food.
  • A canning, butchery, blacksmithing or bushcraft workshop. Many community colleges, farms and makerspaces run them.
  • Ham radio licensing study materials and an inexpensive handheld radio for after they pass.

For game night

  • Pandemic, the cooperative classic about containing global disease.
  • Zombicide, a cooperative zombie game with a lot of miniatures and a lot of chaos.
  • Fallout: The Board Game, for fans of the video game series and its wasteland.

For the bookshelf

Our apocalypse reading list has plenty of ideas. For a practical pick, The Knowledge by Lewis Dartnell explains how to rebuild technology from scratch after a collapse, and it makes a great gift for someone who already has every survival manual.

Just for fun

  • An edible insect sampler. Crickets and mealworms are high in protein and eaten around the world. Good for a dare, and genuinely nutritious.
  • Custom dog tags engraved with their name, blood type and survival motto.
  • A framed map of their neighborhood, ready for them to mark rally points, water sources and escape routes. Our map-making guide explains how.

What’s the best prepper gift you’ve given or received? Tell us in the comments.

Gifts for the post-apocalypse

I’m not going to comment on the sanity (or lack thereof) of the Black Friday shopping madness, and I might be a relatively new resident of the U.S., but I think it’s pretty safe to say that the holiday shopping season has begun. (Typed as I sit at my computer, switching back and forth between this document and Amazon.com’s Cyber Monday Deals Week page. See? Even my Canadian self isn’t immune to the post-American Thanksgiving shopping hype.)

What does Black Friday have to do with the apocalypse? That is, aside from possibly causing the world to collapse in on itself under the weight of a million rioting shoppers, thus causing the apocalypse? Nothing really, other than the fact that it had me wondering what gift-giving will be like in the post apocalypse.

I’ve seen a few of the gift-giving guides that pop up this time of year, and I thought to myself, “Hmm…there should be one of those for the post-apocalypse survivor!” I mean, at some point in time people are going to start celebrating birthdays, apocalypse survival holidays, the rise of the dictator days, etc. etc. It’s best to be prepared with a list of gift-giving possibilities, right?

Of course, most of these items come from apocalypse survival gear lists, but seriously, they make great gifts, too. Sure, the average survivor will probably have most of these already, but things wear out and break. Other things get lost. Other things will get stolen. So when your favorite people need replacement survival items…it’s gift-giving time! (Of course, I highly suggest stocking up on these items now, while we still have time.)

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Pumpkin Bread in a Canning Jar

This thanksgiving I tried to bring a bit of apocalyptic flair to the baking and traveling extravaganza.

As baking in jars was something I’d never done before, I used a box of pumpkin quick bread rather than try a new recipe and a new method. I did add candied ginger to the mix just because.Pumpkin Bread in Canning Jars

I used half-pint Ball jars with a quilted pattern on the outside. They have straight sides rather than tapering at the top like most jars do. This is important so that the baked good can slide right out.

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