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Into the Archives: SOLARIS (2002)
SOLARIS is a 2002 movie about.... Space? Love? Time? Truth or Consequences? SOLARIS is the kind of movie that means different things to different people. It might be a horror movie if you…
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Movie Review: LIFE [2017]
LIFE is a dark movie about death. Violent and inevitable death. Oh, the joys of living on The International Space Station (ISS) with people on earth trying to micromanage your…
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Watch Out: "XX," a female-focused horror anthology
XX is a horror anthology in four parts, all from female perspectives available on Netflix. Mothers doing their best, Girls just trying to have fun, and Single Ladies looking for a…
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Into the Archives: Babylon A.D. (2008)
Why am I watching Babylon A.D. (2008) in 2017? Because we just changed out cable plan from one scam to a new scam where we have ALL THE CHANNELS! I…
Movies
Watch Out: A Boy and His Dog [1975]
Starring a young Don Johnson and a shaggy dog, A Boy and His Dog opens on an average day after the end of the world. The boy, Vic, and his dog, Blood, are trying to survive…
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Watch Out: Primal [2010]
Primal is a movie I found accidentally. I can’t tell you what to look for if you want to find the genre because I don’t really understand what twists and…
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Pacific Rim Review
Pacific Rim is not a hollow, soulless film about big stompy robots. Pacific Rim doesn't treat the audience like idiots. Yet, none of you are going to see it. This…
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Worth Watching: Pontypool
I take full advantage of streaming Netflix. Often the movie selection is heavy with shitty, straight to DVD films that no one wanted to watch from jump street. However, every…
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I accidentally watched the Tekken movie
I turned on the TV this morning and apparently I had stumbled onto the Tekkenmovie. A handsome Asian guy was running parkour style through what looked like a Chinese favela policed by cyber…