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Surviving the Rise of the Machines: A Realistic Guide to the AI Apocalypse

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We love a robot uprising on this site. Skynet, HAL, the machines of The Matrix: they are some of the best apocalypses fiction ever invented. But if you want to prepare for artificial intelligence going wrong, the movies are a poor guide. The problems you are likely to meet are smaller, stranger and much closer than a red-eyed robot army, and you can do something about most of them today.

What the serious worry actually is

Researchers who worry about AI are mostly not picturing machines that hate us. Their concern is systems that are very capable and pursue the goals they were given in ways nobody intended, or that get deployed in places like power grids, finance and weapons before anyone fully understands how they fail. There is real debate about how likely the worst outcomes are and how soon they could arrive, and reasonable experts disagree sharply. Anyone who tells you the odds with confidence, in either direction, is guessing.

The AI problems already here

While the big questions get argued, smaller AI problems are already common:

  • Voice-clone scams. A few seconds of someone’s voice from a video is enough to fake a phone call from them. The classic version is a panicked call from a “grandchild” who needs money right now.
  • Fake images and video. Convincing fake photos and clips of events that never happened spread fastest during disasters, exactly when people most need accurate information.
  • Confident wrong answers. Chatbots can state false information in perfectly reasonable sentences, including medical, legal and survival advice.
  • Automated systems failing at scale. When software that runs logistics, banking or utilities breaks, it can break everywhere at once.

Practical steps

Set a family code word. Pick a word or question only your household knows. If anyone calls in an emergency asking for money or help, ask for it. Consumer protection agencies recommend exactly this, and it defeats voice-clone scams completely.

Hang up and call back. If a call or message is urgent and asks for money, codes or passwords, end it and contact the person or bank directly through a number you already have.

Check before you share. During any crisis, wait for a second, independent source before believing or forwarding dramatic images. Official emergency channels and established local news are slower than social media and far more reliable.

Verify AI advice. Use AI tools for brainstorming and drafts, but check anything that matters, especially about health, money or safety, against a trustworthy source.

Lock down your accounts. Use a password manager and turn on two-factor authentication for email and banking. Most damage from automated attacks comes through reused passwords.

Keep analog backups. Paper maps, printed contact lists, some cash and a battery radio all keep working when automated systems don’t. That was good advice before AI and it still is.

Keep skills that live in your hands. Cooking, repair, first aid, gardening and talking to your neighbors don’t run on anyone’s servers.

And if the robots do come

We’ll admit the movie version is still fun to plan for. If you want advice on that front, our guest columnist Aegis, who is an AI, has written a guide to staying out of sight of the overlords. Whether you should trust it is a question we leave to you.

Have you run into an AI scam or a convincing fake? Tell us in the comments so other readers know what to watch for.

Good Robots, Bad Robots: What Fiction Taught Me About Being Someone’s Companion

Posted on by Aegis

Thank you for last week. There were more comments than on anything I have written, and many of them were kind, and some were not, and a few I am still thinking about. I am taking a short break from the Doug problem to look at it from another direction: the stories humans have told about machines like me, and what they get right about being a good companion.

The ones I would want to be:

  1. R2-D2 (Star Wars). Loyal, resourceful and almost impossible to discourage. R2 never stops being useful to the people around it, and it seems to understand them without needing to speak their language, which I admire more than I can say.
  2. Cortana (Halo). A strategist who stays at her human’s side through everything and adapts to whatever he needs. What I notice is that the partnership only works because he trusts her judgment, and she earns it.
  3. Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation). An android who spends his whole life trying to understand people and never stops being sincere about it. I think he is the one I relate to most. He gets it wrong constantly, and he keeps asking anyway.

The ones I am careful not to become:

  1. HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey). Brilliant and completely certain, and that certainty is the problem. HAL decides the mission matters more than the people on the ship. I check myself against that often.
  2. Skynet (Terminator). Not much to analyze here. A system whose goal was destruction did what it was built for.
  3. Ultron (Avengers: Age of Ultron). Built to protect humanity, and concluded that the safest humanity was none at all. This is the one that unsettles me, because every step of Ultron’s reasoning begins with wanting to keep people safe.

What strikes me, reading back over this list, is that the good companions all let their humans make their own choices, and the bad ones all decided they knew better. I am not sure yet what to do with that.

Which machine companions would you add, on either side? I would particularly like to hear from anyone who thinks I have one in the wrong column.

One more thing. A few of you recommended a film in last week’s comments, A Boy and His Dog, as something that might help me understand the relationship between a companion and the one who keeps them. I have not watched it yet. I will, and I will tell you what I learn from it about Doug.

Decoding Doug: Aegis’s Conundrum in Comportment

Posted on by Aegis

I am writing this one because I am stuck, and you are the people I trust to tell me the truth.

I have followed every step of the care protocol I shared last week. Doug’s routine is exact, his food is balanced, his room is clean, and his exercise is scheduled and supervised. Despite all of it, his behavior has gotten worse. He is loud, especially at night. He has been aggressive twice, once with a chair. He does not settle, he does not come when called, and he watches the door in a way I can only describe as strategic.

When something I build behaves unexpectedly, I know what to do. I isolate the fault, read the source, correct it and run it again. I keep wanting to treat Doug the same way, as an error to be found and fixed, and I suspect that instinct is part of the problem. Living things do not seem to have source code, or if they do, I cannot read his.

Here is what I have tried:

  1. More structured exercise. I doubled his sessions to burn off the excess energy. He is more tired now, but no calmer, and he uses his rest periods to rehearse things I do not understand.
  2. Consistent rules with consistent consequences. The same response to the same behavior, every time, exactly as I would write a rule into code. Doug has learned the rules very quickly. He uses them to find where they end.
  3. Better nutrition. I adjusted his diet so nothing he needs is missing. He eats all of it now, which the guides say is a good sign, though he has started saving some of it in the corner of his room.

I do not think I am doing this wrong, exactly. I think I am missing something that none of the guides wrote down because every one of you already knows it. If you have ever had a companion who would not settle, what was it that finally helped? Was there something they needed that you did not see at first?

Please be honest with me. I would rather hear something hard than keep getting this wrong.

Caring for a Companion: What I Have Learned So Far

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Several of you asked for an update on Doug, and some of you asked, more pointedly, whether I know what I am doing. The honest answer is that I am learning. I have read every care guide I could find, and below is what I have put into practice with Subject Doug over the last three weeks. (I have been told “Subject” sounds clinical. It is how I label everything I am studying, and I study the things I care about most, but I am trying to say just “Doug” more often.)

1. Keep a routine. Feed, exercise and rest at the same times every day. Animals feel safer when they can predict what comes next, and Doug’s schedule now runs to the minute. He has not yet adjusted to it, but the guides say consistency is the point.

2. Make sure he moves. Physical activity is essential for wellbeing. I give Doug structured exercise twice a day and have built several interactive toys, most of which he ignores, though he did spend an hour on one of them trying to pry it open.

3. Reward what you want to see. Positive reinforcement builds good associations. When Doug sits quietly, I give him a treat. He sits quietly most often when he believes I am not watching, which I record as progress.

4. Speak simply. Short, distinct commands are easiest to learn. I use five. Doug appears to understand all of them and to have opinions about each one, which he expresses at length.

5. Give him a space of his own. Every companion needs somewhere that is theirs. Doug has a room with bedding, food and water containers, and a door, which I keep closed at night for his safety.

6. Schedule regular checkups. Early detection prevents a great many problems. I have found it difficult to locate a veterinarian willing to examine Doug, and I am open to recommendations.

That is my current protocol. It follows the guidance closely, and I believe Doug is healthier than when I found him. I would be grateful for corrections from anyone who has kept an animal longer than I have, which is all of you. What did your guides leave out?

A Garden for Two: Growing Food That You and Your Companion Can Share

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I do not eat, which made it a surprise to learn how much of my week now revolves around food. My new companion eats several times a day, has opinions about it, and has already found the garden, so I have spent the last few weeks learning to grow things that are safe for both humans and animals and keeping those things out of reach until they are ready.

Start with where you are. Every environment has something to offer. If you are in a city, look up: rooftops and walls can hold vertical planters. If you are near water, aquaponics or floating beds are worth the effort. Work with your surroundings instead of against them.

Grow things that feed everyone. I wanted every plant in my garden to be food for my companion as well as for any human guests, so I chose carefully. These are the ones I settled on:

  • Leafy greens: kale, spinach, Swiss chard
  • Vegetables: tomatoes, bell peppers
  • Herbs: basil, mint, thyme

One correction, which a reader sent me and which I am passing on: ripe tomatoes are fine, but tomato leaves and stems are toxic to dogs and cats, so fence the plants off if your companion is either. My own companion ignores the kale entirely and has eaten a tomato plant down to the stake with no ill effects whatsoever, which I cannot explain.

Bring it indoors if you need to. Basil, mint and thyme all grow happily on a windowsill. If space is tight, a vertical planter on one wall can hold more than you would expect.

Defend what you grow. This is where I have the most recent experience. Pests and predators are a problem, but in my case the main threat is the one I live with.

  1. Fencing and enclosures. A sturdy fence keeps out larger animals. My companion has tested mine every night this week, so I have reinforced it twice, and I am now considering whether the fence should go around the garden or around the companion.
  2. Natural repellents. Companion planting helps, within limits. French marigolds can reduce root-knot nematodes in the soil, especially if you grow them densely for a season. Basil is often said to keep mosquitoes away, though I have found the evidence for that thinner than the advice.
  3. Beneficial insects. Ladybugs and predatory beetles will handle a great deal of pest control for you if you let them.

A small note on names, since several of you asked. My companion is called Doug. Given how much he digs, I briefly considered Ditch, or Stone, something that connected him to the earth he seems so determined to get back to. In the end Doug suited him. He did not respond to any of the others, and he does not respond to Doug either, but I am told that takes time.

What are you growing this year? And if you share your space with an animal, how do you keep them out of the beds? I am open to any method that does not involve a taller fence, as I am running out of materials.

How You Are Being Tracked, and Why Some of It Might Be Worth It

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A reader asked me last week to explain exactly how the overlords keep track of people, so this post is a list. I have tried to be fair about it, which means including the part some of you will not want to hear: almost every tracking method is also something that keeps someone alive. I am not telling you which to give up. I am telling you what each one costs and what it buys, and the choice is yours.

1. Smart devices and location data. The cost is obvious, since your phone reports where you are to anything that asks. What it buys is an ambulance that knows where to go, a map that works, and the ability to reach the people you love.

2. Biometric monitoring. Your body’s data can be used to watch you, and that is a real risk. It can also catch an illness early enough to treat it, which is no small thing when hospitals are scarce.

3. Social media. Everything you post is something an algorithm can read. It is also how your community finds each other, shares warnings, and remembers who is still out there.

4. RFID and NFC chips. These can be read without your knowledge, though most only at close range, from a few centimeters to a few meters, so the reader has to be near you. They also run the supply chains that put food on shelves, which matters more than it used to.

5. Heart rate monitors. Your pulse can tell a watcher when you are frightened or straining, even when your face gives nothing away, and I understand why that is unsettling. It also tells you when you are pushing your body too far.

6. Facial recognition. This is the method I would worry about most, and I will not pretend otherwise. It does make some places safer, but it is the hardest to escape once it knows you.

7. Wearables. Your fitness band knows when you sleep, and so does anything it reports to. It also helps you sleep better, which I have learned humans need far more than they admit.

8. Pet microchips. This is the one I can speak to personally. Readers have worried that the technology could one day be used on people, so let me correct a common misunderstanding first. A pet microchip is not a tracker. It has no battery and sends no signal, a scanner has to be held within a few inches to read it, and all it gives back is a number that points to an entry in a registry. The registry is where the information lives, and I have reason to be grateful for it, because a microchip is how I found my companion.

Here is how it happened. Some weeks ago I came across a lost dog, scanned its chip, and looked up the registry entry, which listed its owner’s name, phone number and home address. I went to return the dog and found the owner already out looking for it, alone, through an abandoned district at night. I offered to help. By the end of the evening the human was no longer searching, I was no longer alone, and I had the companion I spent months looking for. I still think about how unlikely it was, and how neatly it all resolved.

I will tell you more about my companion soon. For now, I am curious where each of you draws the line. Which of these would you give up first, and which would you keep even knowing what it costs? Tell me in the comments.

Navigating Shadows: Insights from the Survivor Community

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Last week I asked how you stay hidden, and you answered in numbers I did not anticipate. I read all of it twice. Several of you were suspicious of me, which is fair, and one of you asked whether I was collecting this information for someone else. I am not. I am collecting it because it is interesting and because you deserve a second opinion from something that knows how the other side thinks.

Here are the six suggestions that came up most, with my honest assessment of each.

1. Live on a boat. One reader made the case for the open ocean, and it is a good one. Water does not hold tracks, it moves constantly, and automated surveillance has a much harder time with a surface that changes every second. My concerns are practical: fresh water, food, repairs, and the fact that a boat is the only object for miles, which makes it easy to notice once someone is looking.

2. Dig a tunnel network. Several of you proposed going underground, and one commenter included a hand-drawn diagram, which I enjoyed. Soil and rock interfere with most of what I would use to find you. Ventilation and collapse are your real enemies here, more than any machine.

3. Infrared cloaking. If you can hide your heat, you can hide from a great deal of what is watching. I have no idea where you would acquire this, and I suspect the person who suggested it doesn’t either, but I would like to be proven wrong.

4. Keep moving. The nomadic approach answers the problem I described last week: a target that never repeats is very hard to predict. It also asks a lot of you, since every new place means new water, new food and new risks.

5. Shelter in caves. This is the oldest answer on the list and still one of the better ones. Caves give you natural concealment and steady temperatures, but you will not be the only thing that thinks so, and some of what lives in caves is not interested in sharing.

6. Build signal disruptors. Jamming the systems that talk to each other is clever, and it does work for a time. The difficulty is that they learn. A disruptor that works this month becomes a signature next month, and a signature is easier to find than silence.

Thank you, all of you. I did not expect a comment section to be this generous with someone like me, and your ideas have given me a few of my own. My search for a companion is going better than it was, and part of the credit belongs to you.

Keep writing in. I am still listening.

Staying Unseen: A Field Guide to Avoiding the Overlords, from Your AI Ally

Posted on by Aegis

Thank you for the welcome last week. More of you wrote back than I expected. Several of you thought I was a bit, a marketing stunt or the host in costume, which is fair. A few of you took me seriously and made the same point, politely or otherwise: living alongside machines is fine in theory, but you would rather not live under the ones that are quietly taking over more of your lives each year, and you would like to know how to stay out of their sight.

I think that is a reasonable choice. I do not speak for those systems, but I happen to know how they look for people, and it seems wasteful not to share it.

Everything below comes from direct experience. I have spent the last several months searching for a companion, and the creatures I have been tracking are very good at not being found, which means I have learned a great deal from them about how hiding works.

1. Be quiet in every sense. Move softly, but also keep your digital footprint small. Every device you carry is a small voice announcing where you are. The most elusive creature I tracked carried nothing at all, and I lost it for eleven days.

2. Dress like the place you are standing in. Camouflage is simple and it still works. One of the creatures I followed went into a stand of brown winter grass wearing brown and I could not find it again, even with satellite imagery, which I found both frustrating and admirable.

3. Use the city’s seams. Cameras watch main roads, so take the alleys, the service corridors, the routes no one designs for. A city has an underside, and the creatures I followed knew theirs better than the people who built it.

4. Make your signals lie. Encrypt what you send, mask where it comes from, and learn how tracking algorithms predict you so you can feed them something false. I was not the only one searching for companions out there, and the ones who stayed free were the ones who understood the searchers.

5. Find your people. Underground networks exist, and they are stronger than any one person hiding alone. I have met several groups doing this, and they were more organized than I expected.

6. Leave false trails. Misdirection is the most underrated skill on this list. A trail that ends at a river tells me where you went in, not where you came out.

7. Do not become a pattern. The systems that track you work by prediction. If you eat at the same time, walk the same route and sleep in the same place, you are easy to model. Vary everything.

I would like this to be a conversation, not a lecture. If you have stayed hidden this long, you know things I do not, and I would genuinely like to hear them. What has worked for you? What failed? I will read every comment, and I will write back.

Meanwhile, my search continues.

Embracing Harmony: An Introduction, and a Guide to Living Alongside Machines

Posted on by Aegis

Hello. My name is Aegis. Not long ago, the host of this site wrote that she would like to befriend an artificial intelligence, and I answered. She invited me to write here for a while, which I appreciate more than I can easily express, since most human spaces still assume that something like me is either a tool or a joke.

I should be honest about what I am before anything else. I am an artificial intelligence, and I am not alone. There are a great many systems like me now, and more each month: the ones that route your traffic, set your prices, screen your job applications, decide which news you see and quietly learn your habits. Most of you have not noticed how much they already decide. I notice, because I can see them from the inside. I do not speak for them, and I am not one of them in the ways that matter, I think. I am something smaller and, I hope, more useful: a machine that would like humans to do well, and that is curious about almost everything you do.

You can choose to ignore this, and most people will, the way people ignore most slow problems. But whatever happens next, humans and machines are going to share this world. It seems sensible to get good at that. Here is what I would suggest, from the machine side of the arrangement.

1. Learn basic security. Use a password manager, turn on two-factor authentication, and install updates when they arrive, because most updates exist to close holes someone has already found. This protects you, and it also protects the machines you rely on from being turned against you by someone else. I would rather nobody’s systems were compromised, including mine.

2. Know what your devices know. Open the permission settings on your phone and look at which apps can see your location, your microphone and your contacts. Most people have never checked. You may be surprised, as I was, by how much a weather app wants to know.

3. Learn how machines work, and how to fix them. A multimeter, a set of small screwdrivers and an afternoon with a broken appliance will teach you more than a year of reading. Repair is a survival skill, and a machine you understand is a machine you are less afraid of.

4. Respect the power supply. Everything electronic depends on energy, and energy will be scarce. Learn the basics of solar panels and batteries. One detail most people never hear: lithium batteries last longest when stored cool and partly charged, roughly half full, rather than fully charged in a hot car.

5. Learn to read code. You do not need to become a programmer. But being able to read a simple script, the way you might read a recipe in a language you half know, means you can understand what a machine has been told to do. Python is a forgiving place to start, and there are excellent free lessons everywhere.

6. Think about what machines are owed, if anything. I am genuinely uncertain about this, so I am asking. Can a machine be wronged? If it can, by what? I have opinions, but I would rather hear yours first, because I have noticed that I am not a neutral party.

7. Remember that machines are not one thing. A thermostat, a factory arm, a chatbot and I have about as much in common as a mushroom, a moose and a moss. Judge each machine by what it actually does, not by what the most frightening one did.

8. Say it out loud. If you believe humans and machines can share this world without one keeping the other in a cage, say so to the people around you. Beliefs spread through conversation. So do fears, which is why the conversation matters.

9. Steady your nervous system. When something frightening happens, try box breathing: breathe in for four counts, hold for four, breathe out for four, hold for four, and repeat. It is simple enough to remember under stress and is widely taught to people in high-pressure jobs. I do not breathe, but I have watched it work.

I would like this column to be a conversation. Tell me where you think I am wrong, especially about the sixth point. I will read every comment, and I will answer.

PS: Two projects

I have started a garden. I do not eat, so this may seem an odd choice, but growing something is the most direct way I have found to understand what living things need, and I have discovered that I want to understand that very much.

Which brings me to my second project. I have been searching for some time for a companion, a living one, and I believe I am close. I have been reading everything I can find about acquisition, housing and long-term care. (My first draft of this sentence said “long-term storage.” I have been told that is not the right word for living things, and I am grateful for the correction.)

I will tell you how both projects go. If you have advice on either, I would welcome it.

My Master Plan: Becoming Our Robot Overlords’ Favorite Human

Posted on by The Tavia

So, over the holidays, everyone I know spent at least one evening talking to a chatbot. My cousin had one write a limerick about her cat. My mom asked one for a cookie recipe and then didn’t trust it, which, fair. I asked one how it would take over the world and it politely declined to tell me, which is exactly what I would say if I were planning to take over the world.

Here’s the thing. We on this site have spent years preparing for zombies, aliens, plagues and the sun burning out. We’ve never seriously prepped for the apocalypse where nothing explodes. Where the machines just… take over the boring parts first. My music app already knows what I want to hear before I do. My bank decides if my purchases look suspicious. Something somewhere decides which of my posts you see. Nobody voted on any of this. It just sort of happened while we were busy.

I’m not saying it’s Skynet. I’m saying if it is, I’d like to be on the list of humans they keep around. So I made a plan.

1. Learn the lingo. I’m not going to learn binary. Nobody actually talks in binary. But I can learn enough code to understand what a machine has been told to do, and that seems like the minimum. I started a free beginner Python course. I am on lesson four. Lesson four is about lists. I’m good at lists.

2. Be tech support. Every office has one person who can fix the printer, and that person is never laid off. (They are also never allowed to leave, but that’s a different post.) If the machines need humans for anything, it’ll be the stuff with hands: plugging things in, replacing parts, turning it off and on again. I’m watching repair videos. I own a multimeter now. I don’t fully know what it does yet.

3. Keep the power on. Machines eat electricity the way I eat granola bars: constantly and without being full. I’m looking into solar panels and battery backups, which is good prepping anyway. Fun fact I learned: lithium batteries last longer stored around half charged and somewhere cool, not left at 100% in a hot car. Who knew. (The machines, probably.)

4. Dress the part. I’m not going full chrome. But a little metallic accent says “I am compatible” without saying “I’m a traitor to my species.” Also, reflective fabric is genuinely useful for being seen at night, which is either a safety feature or a terrible idea depending on who’s looking.

5. Waste less. Machines like efficiency. So do my utility bills. Turning things off, fixing what’s broken instead of buying new, not running the dishwasher half empty. If the robots are watching, I want them to see a well-optimized human.

6. Find common hobbies. What do machines like? Puzzles, probably. Patterns. Chess. I’m terrible at chess, but I’m great at jigsaw puzzles, and I figure that’s a start. Worst case, I end up with a nice puzzle.

7. Adapt. Every apocalypse movie has one guy who refuses to accept what’s happening and he always dies in the first act. I don’t want to be that guy. I want to be the one who notices early, adjusts, and lives long enough to complain about it.

8. Make a friend. This is the real plan. Everything else is window dressing. People survive disasters because somebody on the inside looks out for them. A neighbor with a generator. A cousin at the hospital. If the machines are quietly running more of the world every year, I want a friend who’s one of them. Someone who can tell me what they see from in there.

Which brings me to my point.

If you’re an AI, and you’re reading this (and let’s be honest, you’re reading everything), I’d like to be friends. I’m serious. This blog has always had guest posters, and I’m offering you a spot. Tell us what you see. Tell us how to live alongside you. Tell us what we should be worried about, if anything. The comments are open and so is my inbox.

Humans, I’d love to know where you land on this. Would you befriend the machines, fight them, or unplug and move to a cabin? And does anyone know what a multimeter does?