“The Four Horsemen” Series Review: Laura Thalassa’s Apocalypse Is a Romance First

Verdict: If you want a romance with an apocalypse in it, this series delivers, and it gets better as it goes. If you want apocalyptic fiction with a romance in it, look elsewhere. And know going in that every book is built on a captor-and-captive relationship, which will be a dealbreaker for some readers.

The setup

Laura Thalassa’s four-book series imagines the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse arriving on Earth to end humanity, one at a time, each in a different part of the world. Each book pairs one horseman with a human woman:

  • Pestilence: Sara Burn shoots the plague-bringing horseman off his steed, only to learn he can’t be killed. He takes her prisoner instead.
  • War: When Jerusalem falls, Miriam Elmahdy is spared by War himself, who claims her as his wife and takes her into his camp.
  • Famine: Ana and the cruelest of the horsemen are drawn to each other despite everything he does.
  • Death: Death kills an entire town at once and finds a single woman left standing: Lazarus Gaumond, who cannot be killed.

What works

The premise is bold, and Thalassa commits to it. The horsemen are genuinely frightening, and the destruction they cause is not softened. Each book is a road trip across a dying region, and the real question underneath every romance is a good one: is humanity worth saving? The books answer it differently each time, which gives the series more weight than its covers suggest. The four horsemen each feel distinct, and Death ties the series together by finally explaining why the horsemen came and what it would take to stop them.

What doesn’t

The apocalypse is mostly backdrop. If you come here for the mechanics of survival, how people find food and shelter and hold communities together as the world ends, you will find very little. The story stays tightly focused on two people.

The bigger issue is the core dynamic. In each book, the woman is held by a supernatural being who has destroyed everything she knows, and the romance grows out of that captivity. The series is aware of this and works hard to give its heroines agency and moral force, often making them the reason the horsemen change. Some readers will find that convincing. Others won’t get past the premise, and that is a fair reaction.

The books are also explicit. That is a feature for the target audience, but it is worth knowing before you hand one to a teenager who liked the cover.

Who should read it

Adult fantasy romance readers who like enemies-to-lovers stories and darker themes will likely devour all four. Readers looking for survival fiction, or who dislike captive romance, should skip it.

Have you read the series? Tell us in the comments which horseman’s book you think is strongest.

Love in the Time of Apocalypse: Why Romance Thrives at the End of the World

Romance is one of the best-selling genres in fiction, and some of its most devoted readers like their love stories with the world ending in the background. Post-apocalyptic romance is a whole subgenre, full of survivors falling for each other among the ruins and, in at least one popular series, women falling for the Horsemen of the Apocalypse themselves. Why does this combination work so well, and is there anything a survivor can actually learn from it?

Why the apocalypse makes a good romance setting

  • The stakes are built in. When every day might be the last, every choice to trust someone matters. Romance runs on stakes, and the end of the world supplies them for free.
  • Forced proximity. Two people stuck together in a shelter, a car or a long walk across a ruined country is one of the oldest setups in the genre.
  • Enemies to lovers. Scarcity creates rivals, and rivals who are forced to cooperate are another romance staple.
  • Hope. Romance promises a happy or hopeful ending, which is exactly what an apocalypse story needs to stay bearable.

If you want to see the subgenre taken to its extreme, read our review of Laura Thalassa’s The Four Horsemen, where the romance and the apocalypse are the same character.

What love stories get right about survival

Romance novels are not survival manuals, but the best ones are about things that genuinely matter in a crisis: learning to trust, communicating under pressure, repairing a relationship after a fight, and choosing to stay with someone when leaving would be easier. Disaster research consistently finds that people with strong relationships cope better with prolonged hardship. Love is not a luxury at the end of the world; it is one of the reasons people keep going.

Escape is a survival tool

There is also a simpler reason romance belongs in an emergency kit. Long crises are exhausting and frightening, and a few hours lost in a story is real relief. That is not weakness; it is how people have always rested their minds. Paperbacks need no batteries, survive being dropped, and can be traded.

Planning to ride out the end of the world with someone? Our list of questions to ask your partner before the apocalypse is a good place to start the conversation.

What’s your favorite post-apocalyptic love story, in books, film or TV? Tell us in the comments.

Apocalyptic Love: Fun and Serious Questions to Ask Your Partner Before the End Times

“What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?” is one of the great date-night questions. It’s silly, it reveals a surprising amount about a person, and it’s a sneaky way into a conversation most couples never have: what would we actually do if something went badly wrong? Here are questions to ask your partner, starting with the fun ones and ending with the ones that might genuinely matter.

The fun ones

  1. What’s your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse, and why is it something completely impractical?
  2. If we were the last two people on Earth, what would our first date be?
  3. Which one of us would be the first to get bitten, and how would it happen?
  4. What’s our couple’s survival nickname?
  5. Which celebrity would you want in our survivor group, and which would you leave at the gas station?
  6. What luxury from the old world would you trade a week of food for?
  7. If you had to choose one apocalypse to survive (zombies, aliens, robots, plague or asteroid), which would you pick?

The revealing ones

  1. What’s the most important quality we’d need to survive together?
  2. Would you rather stay put and defend our home, or leave and start over somewhere safer?
  3. What role would each of us play in rebuilding society?
  4. Who would you go back for, no matter the risk?
  5. What one thing from our home would you save if we had five minutes to leave?

The ones that matter

Here’s where the game quietly becomes planning. These are the questions emergency managers wish every household had answered:

  1. If a disaster hits while we’re apart, where do we meet?
  2. Who is our out-of-town contact if local phone lines are jammed?
  3. Who picks up the kids, and who takes care of the pets?
  4. Do we each know where the important documents are, and the shutoffs for water and gas?
  5. What medications does each of us need, and how many days of them do we have?

If you can answer those five, you’ve done more emergency planning than most households ever do, and you did it over dinner. Our post on preparing for a disaster that hits during the workday covers the plan in more detail.

What’s your answer to question one? Settle it in the comments.

My Boyfriend is a Monster: I Love Him to Pieces (by Evonne Tsang)

On a whim I picked up a graphic novel from the 80% off shelf at Comicopia with low expectations and a piqued curiosity for something apocalyptic (as always). One of the books I grabbed was My Boyfriend is a Monster: I Love Him to Pieces by Evonne Tsang. This is one in a series of books about girls who love boys lacking some of the qualifications to make them human. Most of these boys are also deadly dangerous and in the case of I love Him to Pieces, deadly contagious. Le Sigh. Dumb bitches live for love.

In I Love Him to Pieces Dicey is a Jock (the only girl on the school baseball team) and Jack Chen (always referred to using his full name) is a nerd. They’re paired up together on a project to raise an egg for health class and end up getting along swimmingly. Jack Chen is awkward and doesn’t have many friends in school. He’s an only child and his parents are always away on business because they’re both scientists. Dicey on the other hand, is popular with a super close relationship with her widowed father and young brother.

Why am I telling you all of this? Because that what the books is about mostly. Page after page of a cutesy, high school relationship in its budding stages. It was well crafted and well drawn and well… if you’re looking for a zombie tale, it’s well boring.

So, against all odds (expect not really at all), Dicey and Jack decide to be a couple and go on a corny date during the school day. They ditch school and take the bus to a park where they hear police and stuff going places… Finally, the zombies!?

Psych, this is where we spend time chatting with their parents and being lame as shit.

So I won’t spoil it but this is like three quarters into the book so it’s not exactly a riveting tale of survival and mayhem.

Final Thoughts on My Boyfriend is a Monster: I Love Him to Pieces [SPOILERS]

  1. I get why this was 80% off. It’s nothing that would call for high demand. A very ordinary tale on both the romance and zombie fronts.
  2. Jack Chen’s parent’s know exactly what caused the zombie outbreak, and how to cure it and it’s totally a non-issue and all the fucks can go back in the box because there was no need to give them.
  3. The characters are kind of stick figures (not because of the art, which is good) in that they’re just very basic outlines of individuals. Jock and Nerd. Jock carries bat all the time, Nerd knows everything about all the things.
  4. This isn’t a BAD book per se. It’s just not a good book or graphic novel or story… I think a middle school girl might like it. It has that simplistic story telling and happy-go-lucky outlook that’s just not realistic for those of us well versed in the apocalyptic fiction.
  5. For 80% off, I Love Him to Pieces was worth a read. It was easy and light and good looking.

Review: After the Ending by Lindsey Fairleigh and Lindsey Pogue

After the Ending by Lindsey Fairleigh and Lindsey Pogue is the first in The Ending Series. A post-apocalyptic book focusing on two women.

The Virus spread. Billions died. The Ending began. We may have survived the apocalypse, but the Virus changed us.

When people started getting sick, “they” thought it was just the flu. My roommate, my boyfriend, my family…they’re all gone now. I got sick too. I should have died with them, but I didn’t. I thought witnessing the human population almost disappear off the face of the earth was the craziest thing I’d ever experience. I was wrong. My name is Dani, I’m twenty-six-years-old, and I survived The Ending.

The Virus changed everything. The world I knew is gone, and life is backwards. We’ve all had to start over. I’m someone else now—broken and changed. Other survivors’ memories and emotions haunt me.

They invade my mind until I can no longer separate them from my own. I won’t let them consume me. I can’t. My name is Zoe, I’m twenty-six-years-old, and I survived The Ending.

We’ve been inseparable for most of our lives, and now our friendship is all we have left. The aftermath of the Virus has stranded us on opposite sides of the United States. Trusting strangers, making sacrifices, killing—we’ll do anything to reach one another.

This was, sadly, a bit of a disappointment.

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Keeping the (post-apocalyptic) romance alive

With Valentine’s Day being last week and my post about the Love Machine app going up last Wednesday, I’ve been thinking about love and romance and relationships and all that other sappy stuff. And seriously, it’s hard enough keeping up with the romance now, in the pre-apocalypse, when we still have Hallmark and Godiva chocolates for those moments when we screw up.

It’s going to be really hard in the post apocalypse, when we won’t have any of those romantic crutches to help us out. So what are we to do?

I’m going to move forward from here assuming that you’ve already covered the basics. That is, you’ve found a love interest, you’ve gone on your first date, and you’re maintaining a healthy relationship. If you’re not doing these things, then this post can’t really help you, because chances are you don’t have a romance to keep alive. (Of course, I could be wrong, but that’s the general assumption.)

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Maintaining a healthy relationship post-apocalypse

In most of the western world romantic love is the ideal. From day one we are told it will conquer all, that there is a specific kind of ‘true’ love that overwhelms all obstacles and ensures your safety and happiness. This is a lie. Love exists, but a happy and successful relationship post-apocalypse will need a lot more than just love.  I decided to talk about how to keep yourself- and your relationship- alive and healthy in the hellish future.

Lets talk for a bit about the sort of love we’re told to expect by the media. This love is wild, dramatic. It happens when two people who seem to really dislike each other meet in a stressful circumstance. Regardless of how incompatible they are, they fall in love, which makes it great. Because that totally works in real life. If you’ve had more than one or two relationships I shouldn’t need to tell you this is nonsense. That kind of ‘love’ rarely lasts, and is rarely healthy or supportive when it does. More to the point, if required to survive, it will get you killed.

Picture this. You are hunting for food. Just you and your lover. Awww. But you disagree on which way to go! Your hollywood-approved belligerent sexual tension means you argue, and snipe at each other over which way to go. You’re distracted- so distracted you don’t hear the threat sneaking up on you. BAM. You’re now slaves to a set of raiders. How could you have solved this? Well, several ways, but for the purposes of this post we’ll talk about the ideal Apocalypse survival relationship skills.

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