Cooking Up Survival: Eight Real Recipes From a Nonperishable Pantry

A pantry full of cans is not a meal plan. Most emergency food guides stop at “stock up on beans,” which is how people end up three days into a power outage eating cold chickpeas from the can with a spoon. This post fixes that: eight recipes built entirely from shelf-stable ingredients, with real quantities, plus the rules that keep a survival pantry safe and edible.

Pantry ground rules

  • Store what you already eat. Then rotate it: new cans go to the back, old cans come forward and get eaten. A pantry you cook from never quietly expires.
  • Read the dates honestly. “Best by” dates on canned food are about quality, not safety, and most canned goods stay safe well past them if the can is in good shape. Shelf-stable milk, oils and nuts go stale or rancid much sooner.
  • Throw out bad cans. Bulging, leaking, deeply dented or rusted cans, and any can that spurts when opened, go in the trash unopened if possible. Bulging can mean botulism, which is deadly in tiny amounts.
  • Cook outdoors. Camp stoves, grills and charcoal produce carbon monoxide. Never use them indoors or in a garage, even with the door open.
  • Keep a manual can opener. Two of them, actually.

The recipes

Each serves about four unless noted.

1. One-Pot Pantry Stew

  • 1 can (15 oz) beans, drained
  • 1 can (15 oz) mixed vegetables or corn, drained
  • 1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes, with juice
  • 1 can (12.5 oz) chicken, or another can of beans
  • 2 cups broth, made from bouillon cubes or powder
  • 1 teaspoon each dried garlic, onion powder and Italian seasoning

Combine everything in a pot, bring to a simmer and cook for 10 minutes. A handful of instant rice or broken spaghetti added in the last 10 minutes makes it heartier.

2. Rice and Bean Burrito Bowls

  • 2 cups instant rice and 2 cups water
  • 1 can (15 oz) black beans, drained
  • 1 can (15 oz) corn, drained
  • 2 tablespoons taco seasoning
  • 1 jar salsa

Cook the rice, then stir in the beans, corn and seasoning until hot. Top with salsa. Shelf-stable tortillas turn this into burritos or quesadillas.

3. Canned Salmon Patties

  • 1 can (14.75 oz) salmon, drained, skin and large bones removed
  • 1 cup crushed crackers
  • 2 tablespoons powdered egg mixed with 1/4 cup water (or 1 fresh egg)
  • 1 teaspoon dried dill and a squeeze of shelf-stable lemon juice

Mix, form into six patties and fry in a little oil for about 3 minutes per side until crisp. Canned tuna or chicken works the same way.

4. Pantry Pasta

  • 1 pound dry pasta
  • 1 jar (24 oz) pasta sauce
  • 1 can (6 oz) tuna in olive oil, or 1 jar of olives and 1 can of artichoke hearts
  • Shelf-stable grated parmesan

Boil the pasta, drain it, and stir in the warmed sauce and tuna or vegetables. If water is scarce, cook the pasta in just enough water to cover it, stirring often; it takes a little longer but uses half the water, and the starchy water thickens the sauce.

5. Peanut Noodles

  • 2 packs ramen, seasoning packets set aside
  • 3 tablespoons peanut butter
  • 2 tablespoons soy sauce
  • 1 tablespoon honey or sugar
  • Hot water to thin

Cook the noodles. Whisk the peanut butter, soy sauce and honey with a few spoonfuls of hot noodle water into a sauce, then toss with the drained noodles. Serves two.

6. Oat Pancakes

  • 1 1/2 cups oats, ground into flour in a blender or pounded in a bag
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 1/4 cups milk made from powdered milk
  • Canned fruit for topping

Mix into a thick batter, let it rest 5 minutes, and cook on an oiled pan over medium heat. If your power is out, a cast iron pan on a camp stove outdoors works well.

7. No-Bake Energy Bites

  • 1 cup oats
  • 1/2 cup peanut butter or other nut butter
  • 1/3 cup honey
  • 1/2 cup chopped nuts, seeds, dried fruit or chocolate chips

Mix, roll into about 20 balls, and eat within a few days, or a week if you have somewhere cool to keep them. No stove required.

8. Coconut Rice Pudding

  • 1 cup rice, cooked
  • 1 can (13.5 oz) coconut milk
  • 3 tablespoons sugar or honey
  • 1 can (15 oz) peaches or pineapple, drained and chopped
  • A pinch of cinnamon

Simmer the cooked rice with the coconut milk and sugar, stirring, until thick, about 10 minutes. Fold in the fruit. Dessert is not a luxury in a crisis; it is morale.

What to stock for these

Canned beans, vegetables, tomatoes, chicken, tuna and salmon; dry pasta, instant rice, ramen and oats; peanut butter, honey and sugar; powdered milk and powdered egg; bouillon, soy sauce, taco seasoning and dried herbs; jarred sauce and salsa; crackers, shelf-stable tortillas, cooking oil and canned fruit. With those on hand, every recipe above is a few minutes from ready.

What is your best pantry-only meal? Share the recipe in the comments.

Interview: The Vegan Zombie

I was excited to find out about The Vegan Zombie, a post-apocalyptic themed cooking show. Not jsut a cooking show, either – there’s a story to this baby.

While I’m not a vegetarian of vegan myself, I was for a while and I understand just how hard it is to find delicious, practical meals to make – and how much harder would that be post-zombie. It’s not just for vegetarians or vegans – all our followers who enjoy eating might find this useful. After all, ready-killed, skinned, cut and pre-packaged meat is going to be a bit thin on the ground.

For your delectation, an interview with Chris from The Vegan Zombie.

vegan zombies 2First off, tell us a little bit about The Vegan Zombie.

Well, I’m Chris, the creator and producer of The Vegan Zombie. Jon is the charismatic host of the show and Indy is the German Shepherd sidekick. Basically we do a vegan cooking show that is set in the zombie apocalypse. We prepare delicious zombie-free recipes that simple and easy to make.

What gave you the idea?

I got the idea one day while driving the back roads of upstate NY for work. I began thinking of a way I could mash up my love of the horror genre with my longtime vegan lifestyle in a cool way. That gave me the idea of The Vegan Zombie. I went home and began writing a movie script. I have always loved making videos and movies with my friends and family, especially horror. The script is a full-on zombie apocalypse story in which the infection originated through the meat and dairy that people were consuming. There is a twist at the end which will explain why we chose the name TVZ. To make a long story short, I put making the movie on the back burner and decided to start a youtube cooking series with the same concept. Jon is the lone survivor and is a little crazy. He’s always talking about zombies and making food. In some of our episodes he is fighting zombies and gets into some pretty tight situations.

How easy are the recipes to make? Could I make them while huddled around a fire in desperate fear for my life?

Yes, for the most part our recipes are really easy to make. There are some that are more labor intensive but we have something for everyone. We aim to make mostly vegan comfort foods to replicate that kind of foods that non vegans say they can’t live without. For example, we have a vegan version of cheesesteak called the No Killy Philly and we have pizza rolls and cheese sticks all vegan. We also have healthier raw foods for the health conscious folks. Yes, I said folks. Anyway, our show is for everyone. We have an non judgmental atmosphere and a lot of people make our dishes once or twice a week who aren’t even vegan.

Now for the questions we ask everyone:

What is the most likely apocalyptic scenario?

I’d say the most likely apocalypse would be of a viral origin. Kind of like 28 days later or WWZ. Something scientific that affected our brains and caused primal instinct to take over with no rational thought would be the most plausible out of the apocalyptic scenarios.

Any survival tips for our readers?

Stay away from populous areas. Aim for the head. Keep calm, you’re smarter than a zombie. Think about this, everyone associates zombies with brains. But unless someone’s head is cracked open they are most likely not gonna eat your brain. It’s too hard to get to. Your flesh and guts are what they will eat. Wear clothes that are not easy to bite through.

Are you OK with living under the benevolent dictatorship of myself or the other two ICoS ladies?

Well that all depends, I think we’d have to meet you all first before we answered that one. 🙂

Trust me, we’re great. Now tell us anything you want about anything you want.

We are currently doing a kickstarter for our cookbook, Cook & Survive, which will be out later this fall. It is full of our all vegan recipes and it will have a graphic novel that illustrates the adventures of TVZ. You can check that out here http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theveganzombie/the-vegan-zombie-cookbook

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